Expect that over the next few months, you are going to get a lot of the SHITS from investors.

Show High Interest Then Stall – the VC strategy you hate.

If you state that you have a million committed, there better be a million dollars worth of capital in that pool, ready to party.

The only way other investors will know that there are other people in the pool is if you tell them.

Your job as the Chief Pool Party Officer involves organization and communication.

Raising a seed round is like throwing a pool party.